I’ve been storing up a bit of anger recently and now, the day of Lily Allen’s new video being released, seems an apt time to unleash it.
For a really long time I’ve lived in a bit of a bubble. I’ve barely watched any TV. I’ve listened to Radio 4, watched documentaries on iPlayer and…
‘Nine times out of ten, you probably aren’t having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup of tea and a biscuit’
My daughter is about to turn 13 and I’ve been smoking a lot recently, and so – in…


Gareth Bale is a magnificent whippet diving bastard.
Pretty much the rule round our house.
Poor bugger, provided plenty of laughs though (Taken with instagram)
My Toupée dog xxx
(via sandandglass)
Okay, if 1950s Princess Anne gets a ray gun for a TV remote, I think we should all get one.
A snowflake begins to form when an extremely cold water droplet freezes onto a pollen or dust particle in the sky. This creates an ice crystal. As the ice crystal falls to the ground, water vapor freezes onto the primary crystal, building new crystals – the six arms of the snowflake.
Can we have a few more of these please?
(Source: Flickr / matthias_lenke)
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Photographs by Barry Bland